Funny Poems
Roses are red, violets are blue, I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the world was not prepared for the masterpiece: Shrek 2.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Do you want a hug? SIKE, no thank you.
Roses are red, grass is green. Who needs love, when you have memes.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m Liam Neeson, and I will find you.
Roses are red. When rum and coke mix, you go from a 3… to a solid 6.
Roses are red. Here’s something new: violets are violet, not freaking blue.
Roses are red, pickles are sour. “I'll be ready in a minute.” More like an hour.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Leo’s girlfriend will be 25, when he’s 82.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lilies are white, this is not a poem, only flower facts.
Roses are red, I have a phone. Nobody calls me, forever alone.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I watch too many crime shows, they’ll never find you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you don’t like Harry Potter jokes, something’s Siriusly Ron with you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, this one doesn’t.
Roses are red, violets are blue. The last time you farted, it ended WWII.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Purple: Am I a joke to you?
Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to music, my neighbors do too.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m eating right now because I have nothing to do.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I were you, I’d fall for me too.
Roses are red, I am going to bed.
Roses are red. My name isn’t Bruce. This poem makes no sense. Poodle juice.
Roses are red. I burnt my burrito. I’m sad and alone. Alexa, play Despacito.
Roses are red. Are you Shrek’s wife? Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Roses are red. I want to cry. Please bake me a giant apple pie (and brownies, cookies, muffins, cake….)
Smooth Pick-Up Lines
Roses are red, you’re looking great. Have I seen you here before? This must be fate.
Roses are red, I like how you think, you’re absolutely stunning, let me buy you a drink.
Roses are red, violets are violet. Here is my number, why don’t you dial it?
Roses are red, violets are blue, let’s turn my dinner for one, into dinner for two.
Roses are red, violets are blue. How would you like it, if I came home with you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, is it hot in here? Or, is it just you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I want to order pizza, and watch Netflix with you.
Roses are red, you’re extremely pretty. I was trying to think of another line, but I’m not very witty.
Roses are red, the earth is wide, you would look much prettier, with me by your side.
Roses are red, you’re so great. Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve never seen anyone as sexy as you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I could go for a beer, how about you?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d give up my WiFi, to spend time with you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I hate poetry, but I’m into you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Want to get away next weekend, just me and you?
Roses are red, violets are blue. Nah, I’m not 14, I’m the 1 4 U.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You should give me a shot, of being your boo.
Cute Rhymes
Roses are red, violets are blue. You make the world better, by just being you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. It’s only been one day, but I really miss you.
Roses are red. My face is too. That only happens when I’m around you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I had a great day, I hope you did too.
R4 is red, R2 is blue, if I were the force, I would be with you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’ve never met anyone as beautiful as you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this winter is shrinking everything, except my feelings for you.
Charmanders are red. Squirrels are blue. If you were a Pokémon, I’d choose you.
Roses are red. Mosquitos bite. You deserve someone who will treat you right.
Roses are red, violets are blue. How can I be as amazing as you?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Close your eyes. I want to kiss you.
Roses are red. Netflix is red. Have you looked outside recently? Let’s stay in bed.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I feel so blessed to know someone like you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. But who needs flowers? When I’ve got you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’ve never met anyone as caring as you.
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