- Text him first to start a flirty and fun conversation—you never know where one text will lead!
- Send him a joke or a cheesy pun to make him laugh out loud.
- Tease him playfully so he won’t be able to get you off his mind.
- Make him blush and chuckle all at the same time with a flirtatious one-liner—you’ll be setting up a date in no time!
You’re hotter than a jalapeno!
I blame you for distracting me at work. Why are you always on my mind?
You remind me of my future boyfriend, isn’t that something?
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Can I have your picture? I need to show Santa what I want this year ????
You must be related to Google because you’re everything I’m searching for.
I can’t espresso how much you mean to me. Coffee date?
Do you have a coach? Cause you make my heart jump ????
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
Don’t trip today. I’d hate to see you fall for someone else.
Boy, you must be a gardener cause I love those two-lips.
It must be Fall because I’m falling for you.
Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.
You remind me of a pepper: hot and spicy ????
Was that an earthquake or was it just you rocking my world?
Do you watch a lot of HGTV? Because you sure know how to fix my heart.
You must be tired from racing through my thoughts all morning.
I wanted to send you something nice, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.
Sorry, but I just dropped something—my jaw!!
You’re body is 65% water…and I’m mighty thirsty ????
Do you know how much a penguin weighs? Enough to break the ice! Hi there! ????
I can’t decide what I want more: food or you.
If kissing is a love language, then we have much to talk about ????
Is your license suspended? Because you’re driving me crazy.
Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
We should go out for coffee because I like you a latte.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
Do you fish? Because I’m totally hooked ????
Are you a Boy Scout? Because you have my heart in knots.
I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?
I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up ????
You’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business.
Can I call you Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!!
Have you been to the doctor? It seems like you need some Vitamin Me.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection ????
I’m learning about important dates in history. Want to be one?
Do you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen.
Something must be wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off of you.
I’m so happy for you! You have the best girlfriend ever ????
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
So, autocorrect saved your name as “Babe.” I swear it wasn’t me ????♀️
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling!
Are you a shooting star? Because you’ve made all my dreams come true ????
Call me a thief because I want to steal your heart.
Alright. I texted you. What are your other 2 wishes?
Are you a dictionary? Cause you add meaning to my life.
Guess what’s on the menu? Me-n-u ????
I must be a snowflake cause I’m falling for you.
We’re not socks, but we’d make a great pair.
If I were a surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
My feet are cold. Must be because you knocked my socks off.
You must be a magician because the world disappears when I talk to you.
It must have been tough waiting for me all these years.
I really want tacos…and a cute guy to eat them with ????
Congrats! You just won The Best Girlfriend Ever! Your prize will arrive at 6 PM ????
On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d say you’re my number 1.
Hey! Stop thinking about me so much!
Are you a sheep? Because your body is unbaaalievable!
I called 911…You’re under arrest for being too cute.
I doughnut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole lot.
Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and go, “Wow. He’s lucky.”
Do you like sales? Because clothing is 100% off tonight ????
What do you call 2 birds in love? Tweet-hearts.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
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