Weirdest Pick-Up Lines
The time and place for these odd lines is “always” and “everywhere.” We kid, we kid—it’s probably best not to use these weird pick-up lines on someone you genuinely like, unless you’re positive their sense of humor leans a little wacky! Otherwise, use them when the stakes are a little lower, or just use them on your friends to get some giggles. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Because I need some aloe vera for that burn. Hi, my name is Tube. All I need is You. Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out. Are you a time traveler? Because I can't imagine a future without you. Your eyes are like IKEA. I always get lost in them. You must be made of Copper and Tellurium, because you’re CuTe! Hello, I’m James. Let’s Bond. Are you iron? Because I can’t get enough of you. I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it? Are you a guillotine? Because you made me lose my head. Are you a woman/man? Because I like those. You can call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels in love with you. Are you made of water? Because I need you eight times a day in order to live. Is your name Nobody? Because I’ve heard that Nobody’s perfect. Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications. Did it hurt? When you broke through Earth’s crust while ascending from hell? Are you a Pokémon? Because I want to peek-at-you. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. According to quantum physics, if you come back to my place, anything could happen. Want to share your favorite cringeworthy pick-up lines? Check out our cringiest pick-up line forum for other wikiHow users’ real-life stories about the most awkward pick-up lines they’ve ever heard.
Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
These pick-up lines are incredibly cheesy—but who doesn’t love cheese? They’re probably groan-inducing, but whoever said something can’t be cringe and funny at the same time? Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date? Are you a time traveler? Because I can't imagine a future without you. Are you a magnet? Because you sure are attracting me over here. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Let’s flip a coin. Heads, you’re mine; tails, I’m yours. I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date. Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you. Somebody better call God. He’s missing an angel. If you were a chicken, you’d be im-peck-able. Are you a phaser on Star Trek? Because you’re set to stun! Were your parents aliens? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you. Do I need to turn up the AC? You look really hot. Are you YouTube? Either way, I want you-tu-be mine. I was wondering if you were an artist—you were so good at drawing me in. Guess what I’m wearing right now. Nope, it’s the smile you gave me. I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you. Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mmm, mmm good! I’m writing a phone book. Can I get your number? Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper. Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!
Crazy Pick-Up Lines
Try these outlandish pick-up lines to really take someone off guard! Sure, they may not say “yes” to a date, but they’ll probably remember the interaction for the rest of their lives. Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off? Can I stand over here? I farted over there. My love for you is like diarrhea: I just can't hold it in. I wish I were Matthew McConaughey because you are alright, alright, alright. If I were to ask you on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? What's your favorite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date. If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? I was so enchanted by your beauty, I just ran into that wall over there, so I’m going to need your phone number for insurance purposes. Excuse me, I think I dropped something—my jaw. Are you some school notes for an exam? Cuz I’m studying you hard! Are you a compound of Barium and Beryllium? Because you’re a total BaBe. I should complain to Spotify for not making you this week's hottest single. Can I show your profile to my friends to prove that angels really do exist? Your name must be Barbie because when I saw you, I pictured our Dreamhouse. Do you work at Little Caesar’s? ’Cause you're hot and I'm ready. If you were a booger, I’d pick you first. If a fat man in a red suit sneaks into your house to kidnap you, don’t worry—I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more. Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest.
Funny Pick-Up Lines
Use these lines to show off your great sense of humor. These pick-up lines are genuinely funny without being exceptionally off-putting, like some of the others in this article. Use these lines when you really want to make someone laugh—and maybe even charm them into giving you their number. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm. I don’t like to chase women, but I’d put my Crocs in sport mode for you. Are you lighting? Because you're McQueen. Guess what I’m going as for Halloween? Your soulmate. Are you flint and steel? Because every time I’m with you, you light me up. Those look like nice arms. Can I see how they would feel around me? Aren't you worried about global warming? Because you're making it hot in here. Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears. You know, I'm actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead? You're attractive and I'm attractive. We should do the world a favor and go out on a date. When God made you, he was showing off. Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. How are you? Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together. It’s a good thing we’re not parallel lines, because I don’t know what I’d do if we never met. Are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you’re really hot and it’s making me nervous. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart. I would ask if you wanted to see a movie with me, but I don’t want to get in trouble for bringing in a snack. Are you a banana? 'Cause I find you ap-peel-ing! It’s really nice to meet you. Could you give me a second? I just need to delete all my dating apps.
Clever Pick-Up Lines
Show off your wit with a charming and clever pick-up line. Not all weird pick-up lines have to be bizarre or surreal—they can just be clever and dry. Opt for one of these rizzy pick-up lines next time you want to demonstrate your sophisticated and understated wit. Are you a password? Because I forgot everything I was going to say when I saw you. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type. Your name must be Adele, because you had me at hello. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. Call me a cyclops, but I’ve had my eye on you all night. I’m too drunk to hit on you right now, but if you give me your number, I’ll hit on you tomorrow. Hey, I found the cause of global warming! It’s you. You’re that hot. I lost my phone. Can you call it so I can find it? Were you just at the vending machine? Because you’re looking like a snack. I heard you like bad boys, and I don’t want to brag, but I’m pretty bad … at flirting. Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest! Are you salt? Because you are sodium fine. Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you. Are you an object with mass? Because I feel an attractive force around you. Are you a Sharpie? ‘Cause you’re looking ultra fine. Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? Do you like water? If so, you’ll like 60% of me! [As you hand them a packet of sugar] Excuse me, I believe you just dropped your name tag.
Jokey Pick-Up Lines
Laughter is the fastest way to someone’s heart. A jokey pick-up line might sound too cringe to work, but as Keegan points out, being playful is one of the best ways to flirt with someone: “Being playful and light-hearted…really allows people to disarm and open up.” He notes that it allows us to “connect on a soul level because we were all children at one point.” You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight! What do you call a string of people lifting a mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pick-up line. Are your shoelaces tied? I don't want you falling for anyone else. You are so beautiful that if you lived on Mount Olympus, I wouldn't be impressed. On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9…because I'm the 1 you need. Are you a cat? Because I've fallen fur you. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers. You're looking a little sick, you must be suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me. If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine. You’re like a candy bar—half sweet and half nuts. My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I'll make an exception for you. Did you go to school at Hogwarts? Because I'm feeling the magic. I'm really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped. You're the whip cream to my coffee. Without you, my life is bitter. I can't tell if that was an earthquake or if you just rocked my world. Are you a dentist? My smile got brighter when I saw you. If I had to choose between one night with you and winning the lottery, I’d choose the lottery—but it would be really, really close. I'm not very good at math but I can give you the value you deserve. I'm no electrician, but I can light up your day. Are you Google? You have everything I'm searching for.
Cute Pick-Up Lines
Sweep them off their feet with a silly but cute pick-up line. Not all unusual pick-up lines have to be wacky—some are genuinely sweet and romantic! Charm your crush or that cutie on Hinge with a cute pick-up line, like one of these: Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life. Trust me, I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me. You’re so sweet, you must be made out of chocolate. Hi, how was heaven when you left it? Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, will you marry me? Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me! Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy. I’m not good at holding conversations. Can I hold your hand instead? You’re so sweet that you’re giving me a toothache. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams. I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you. If you were a triangle, you'd be an acute one. Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away! You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. Are you sure you’re not tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I a-dumble-dore you. Want to discover even more fun pick-up lines? Check out our pick-up line forum to chat with other wikiHow readers about their go-to chat-up lines!
Corny Pick-Up Lines
These lines may be goofy, but that doesn’t mean they won’t work. Show your crush the real you by sharing one of these truly corny pick-up lines. It’s the fastest way to tell if they can match your freak, or if you should test the waters elsewhere. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. If you were a president, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln. I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless! Are you a wi-fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection. Help, I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up! Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you! You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Do you drink Coke? Because you’re so-da-licious! If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album. I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. I was going to say something really sweet about you. But when I saw you, I became speechless. I'm from the future, where we've been married for twenty years. I'm just here to resolve an argument over when and where our first date was. Are you at a bus stop? 'Cause I am here to pick you up. You must be a broom, because you’ve swept me off my feet! Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in those eyes. Do you have a name? Or can I just call you “mine”? My parents always told me to follow my dreams…so can I follow you home?
Flirty Pick-Up Lines
We couldn’t not include some actual pick-up lines in this article. Yeah, these pick-up lines might be more flirtatious than actually “weird,” but aren’t all pick-up lines, like, inherently kind of weird? In any case, these pick-up lines are probably more likely to actually make your crush swoon than some of the others in this article: Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out. Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. I have a phone number, you have a phone number—think of the possibilities… I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you call it and see if it works? Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me? If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back. You can delete the app now, I'm here. You’re the reason God invented eyes. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me? I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right? You must be Lucky Charms—you look magically delicious. My name is [your name], but you should hear my phone number. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine? I've got a lot of forks and knives—all I need is a little spoon. I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd love to give you my heart. There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can't seem to take them off of you. Do you have a mirror? Because I can see us together. Did you just come out of an oven? Because you're too hot to handle. Would you mind giving me a pinch? You're so cute, I must be dreaming. If I had a time machine, I'd use it to relive this exact moment.
Dirty Pick-Up Lines
These saucy pick-up lines are sure to make them blush. If you’ve got a rapport with your crush that makes you sure they’d appreciate a dirty pick-up line, or if you just want some naughty and silly lines to share with friends to get everyone laughing, we’ve got you covered. I was feeling off today, but you just totally turned me on. You look great in that outfit, but I bet you’d look even better in your birthday suit. Your eyes have no secrets. They have already told me that you’re going home with me tonight. Are you a gorilla enclosure? Because I’ll be sure to drop a baby in you. Want to go halvesies on a baby? Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you. If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert? If I were a judge, I’d sentence you to my bed. Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what? My bed has room for two. Your body is 65% water, and I'm thirsty. I was feeling off today, but you just totally turned me on. You’re so sexy, my zipper is falling for you. Did you fall out of heaven? Because have sex with me. I'll show you my tan lines if you'll show me yours. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip? Nice pants. Can I talk you out of them? You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up. I’m adding you to my to-do list. Can I check you off tonight? Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy. Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them. Are you undressing me with your eyes?! I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink. I can’t taste my cherry lip gloss! Can you give it a try? Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on. It feels like it’s going to be one of those nights where neither of us gets any sleep. I bet you look as perfect with your clothes off as you do with them on. That body is yours for the rest of your life; I just want it for tonight. Wanna help me get on Santa's naughty list this year? Looking for more Tinder-approved pick-up lines? Our Tinder pick-up lines forum is the place to be!
Do pick-up lines actually work?
According to Keegan, they can…but don’t count on it. “Pick-up lines give people confidence [by giving them] something to say. And maybe one time [a line] will work. But once the novelty runs out for you, it just doesn't work at all.” He notes that pick-up lines often fail because they’re rarely personal: “The problem with them is that they're not person-specific [and] they're not based on what's happening at that moment.” His suggestion? “Make observational comments or compliments.” He goes on to offer an example of trying to flirt with someone in a bookstore: “Hey, you look like someone who knows a good book. Is there any book you've been getting into lately, or any genre that you like?” Or, you could comment on something more specific to the person you’re trying to flirt with: “If they were sitting in a park…writing in a journal, and you said, ‘My god…you look like a poet…. Is that true?’ …That's very likely to open a conversation,” he adds. We couldn’t help asking Keegan about the worst pick-up line he’s ever heard—here’s what he said: “The worst pickup line I ever heard was when…a girl was riding her bike down the street and the guy screamed out, ‘Hey, you dropped something.’ And the girl rode back. And…he said, ‘My phone number,’ and she laughed, but she rode away.”
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